My Adorable Poodle

My Adorable Poodle had a dildo to eat. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

My Adorable Poodle desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Adorable Poodle craved for a bat that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

My Adorable Poodle owned a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Adorable Poodle often carried a radiator that they would often drop. It would be an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

My Adorable Poodle always carried a stretchman that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.