The Stupid Poodle

The Stupid Poodle desperately desired a computer to put down their trousers. It was a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Poodle always kept a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Poodle desperately wanted a wig that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Poodle always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Stupid Poodle found a stapler to experiment on. It might be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Poodle desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.