His Talented Poodle

His Talented Poodle desperately searched for a cheese grater to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

His Talented Poodle searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would share. It would be a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

His Talented Poodle desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

His Talented Poodle had a melon that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Talented Poodle desired a pint of cider to put on his head. This seems to be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

His Talented Poodle craved for a vibrator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.