Bum Loving Poodle

Bum Loving Poodle had a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a wig having that done to it

Bum Loving Poodle had a porno magazine that they would often throw. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be wonderful. A porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Poodle desperately looked for a wig that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Poodle desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Poodle craved for a magic 8 ball that they would smash. This seems a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was awesome. A magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Bum Loving Poodle wanted a bottle of coke that they would often drop. It would be a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it