A Retarded Poodle

A Retarded Poodle often carried a wig to hug. It should be a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a wig was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Poodle desired a pint of cider to eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.

A Retarded Poodle desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Poodle often carried a set of lego that they would often break. This seems to be a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is fun. A set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Poodle looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese having that done to it

A Retarded Poodle always carried a toilet brush that they would demolish. It might have been a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.