His Fucking Poodle

His Fucking Poodle desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

His Fucking Poodle owned a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

His Fucking Poodle always kept a bat that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

His Fucking Poodle always had with them a CD player that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player of all things.

His Fucking Poodle wanted a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

His Fucking Poodle found a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.