A Bum Loving Poodle

A Bum Loving Poodle needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Poodle desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Poodle carried a ball that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

A Bum Loving Poodle needed a cup that they would put up their bum. This seems to be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Poodle wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Poodle wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.