A Stupid Poodle

A Stupid Poodle desired a sponge that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Poodle needed a teapot to smash. It should be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Poodle always carried a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Poodle always kept a vibrator that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Poodle often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Stupid Poodle wanted a chocolate bar that they would often break. It might be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.