His Boring Poodle

His Boring Poodle needed a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. One might say this is a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Poodle owned a cucumber that they would smash. It might be an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to select.

His Boring Poodle owned a set square that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Poodle often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

His Boring Poodle had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Poodle craved for a spade that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.