The Horny Poodle

The Horny Poodle desperately wanted a wig to hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen item.

The Horny Poodle carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Horny Poodle always kept a hat that they liked to share. One might find this to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Poodle always carried a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Horny Poodle always kept a CD player that they liked to eat. It is an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle wanted a pint of beer that they liked to share. It was considered to be a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.