A Horny Poodle

A Horny Poodle desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon having that done to it

A Horny Poodle carried a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

A Horny Poodle desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sit and look at. It should be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Poodle owned a pencil sharpener to drop. It is considered to be a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Horny Poodle searched for a cup to smash. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Poodle craved for a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.