Retarded Poodle

Retarded Poodle desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a hat would be the item chosen.

Retarded Poodle found a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Retarded Poodle often carried a bag of flour to cuddle. It should have been an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be sublime. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Poodle looked for a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Poodle often carried a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

Retarded Poodle desired a bag of flour that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was awesome. A bag of flour being the thing opted for.