His Stupid Prince

His Stupid Prince always kept a sponge that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Stupid Prince desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Prince always kept a condom that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Prince desperately needed a CD player to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen item.

His Stupid Prince searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Prince always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. It should have been a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.