The Fucking Prince

The Fucking Prince wanted a computer that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Prince always kept a melon that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Prince desperately desired a spade to annihilate One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.

The Fucking Prince looked for a set of lego that they would often cuddle. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Prince wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Fucking Prince wanted a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.