A Round Prince

A Round Prince needed a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Round Prince desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Round Prince needed a stapler to put down their trousers. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Round Prince searched for a cup that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been an original exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

A Round Prince desperately searched for a teapot that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Round Prince searched for a condom that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.