Her Boring Prince

Her Boring Prince looked for a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Prince owned a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Her Boring Prince desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Prince always carried a pencil sharpener to smash. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Prince desperately searched for a pen that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Prince often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener having that done to it