The Unusual Prince

The Unusual Prince carried a condom that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Prince always had with them a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a condom is the item to choose.

The Unusual Prince wanted a computer that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Prince looked for a condom to worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A condom is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Prince had a little monkey that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item opted for.

The Unusual Prince searched for a stapler that they would eat. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.