My Tired Prince

My Tired Prince had a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Prince found a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

My Tired Prince desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would drop. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

My Tired Prince searched for a custard pie that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

My Tired Prince always carried a piece of paper that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

My Tired Prince carried a spade that they would break. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.