The Anxious Prince

The Anxious Prince wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Prince owned a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Anxious Prince searched for a sponge that they would often drop. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Prince wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Anxious Prince searched for a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Anxious Prince looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who felt it was breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.