The Tired Prince

The Tired Prince desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Tired Prince always had with them a cup that they would sometimes drop. It is a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Prince looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Prince always carried a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Tired Prince had a stapler that they would often drop. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Prince searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was awesome. A pint of cider is the item to select.