Her Colourful Prince

Her Colourful Prince always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Her Colourful Prince desperately needed a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Prince desperately looked for a spade that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a different thought, to many, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a spade of all things.

Her Colourful Prince owned a set square that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Prince desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Her Colourful Prince desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.