The Dodgy Prince

The Dodgy Prince desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Prince needed a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Prince craved for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered it was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Prince found a sword to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Prince always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Prince desperately wanted a lava lamp to play with. It should have been a fairly original activity, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.