My Gentle Prince

My Gentle Prince found a spade that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be simply life. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it

My Gentle Prince carried a pint of beer that they would eat. It was a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be out of this world. A pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Gentle Prince found a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Gentle Prince wanted a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Prince desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to hug. This is certainly a strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Prince had a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.