The Horny Prince

The Horny Prince carried a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was stunning. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Prince often carried a chocolate bar that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Horny Prince wanted a pen that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Prince desperately looked for a condom that they would drop. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Prince looked for a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Horny Prince had a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a computer was the item that was opted for.