Her Dodgy Prince

Her Dodgy Prince found a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Prince looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Her Dodgy Prince desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Her Dodgy Prince wanted a tomato that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Prince carried a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Prince wanted a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.