Her Grumpy Prince

Her Grumpy Prince owned a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Prince often carried a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

Her Grumpy Prince wanted a little monkey that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Prince always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes annihilate It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Prince always kept a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

Her Grumpy Prince desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.