His Eccentric Prince

His Eccentric Prince wanted a helmet that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Prince had a condom to put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is miraculous. A condom is the item to opt for.

His Eccentric Prince desired a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a wig of all things.

His Eccentric Prince desperately searched for a crown that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

His Eccentric Prince needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Prince searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.