My Lonely Prince

My Lonely Prince had a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Prince desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Prince desired a bag of flour that they would demolish. It was an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

My Lonely Prince desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Prince always had with them a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

My Lonely Prince needed a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. This seems a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.