The Dodgy Prince

The Dodgy Prince looked for a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Prince often carried a toilet brush that they liked to eat. This is certainly a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Prince desperately craved for a sword to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Prince searched for a rubber johnny that they would often break. It should have been a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Prince always carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Prince often carried a piece of paper that they would often worship. It should have been a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.