Their Little Princess

Their Little Princess desperately desired a can of Tango that they would throw. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.

Their Little Princess owned a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Their Little Princess wanted a wig that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising operation, to you, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen thing.

Their Little Princess desired a cucumber to throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Their Little Princess desperately desired a stapler that they would break. This is certainly a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

Their Little Princess carried a condom that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to select.