My Tired Princess

My Tired Princess found a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Tired Princess desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.

My Tired Princess desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Tired Princess often carried a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A dildo being the chosen item.

My Tired Princess desperately wanted a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Tired Princess often carried a pencil sharpener to sleep with. It might be a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was awesome. A pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.