My Horny Princess

My Horny Princess often carried a spade that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. A spade being the item selected.

My Horny Princess found a sponge to hug. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A sponge having that done to it

My Horny Princess desperately needed a pen that they would play with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is amazing. A pen would be the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Princess always carried a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Horny Princess desperately craved for a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be spectacular. A condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Horny Princess always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was awesome. A pencil sharpener is the item to select.