My Grumpy Princess

My Grumpy Princess needed a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

My Grumpy Princess desperately desired a set of lego that they liked to worship. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Princess always kept a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Princess searched for a ball that they would play with. It should be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a ball was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Princess desperately craved for a cup to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Princess always had with them a mug that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.