His Big Princess

His Big Princess carried a stapler to worship. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

His Big Princess owned a set square that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square being the chosen item.

His Big Princess often carried a cup that they would smash. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

His Big Princess needed a condom that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Big Princess desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

His Big Princess desperately wanted a mug that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.