The Scary Princess

The Scary Princess wanted a radiator that they would often play with. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Princess desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to embrace. It might have been a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Scary Princess desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Scary Princess desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often throw. This seems an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Scary Princess carried a spade that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Princess needed a ball that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a ball being the thing opted for.