A Ugly Princess

A Ugly Princess searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Princess searched for a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Princess needed a cucumber that they liked to play with. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

A Ugly Princess desired a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

A Ugly Princess looked for a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Princess desperately looked for a crown to worship. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a crown was the item that was selected.