My Yellow Princess

My Yellow Princess always had with them a vibrator to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Princess desperately looked for a set of lego to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.

My Yellow Princess desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

My Yellow Princess wanted a computer that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen thing.

My Yellow Princess owned a cheese grater that they would experiment on. It is a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Yellow Princess desired a computer to put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to opt for.