The Bum Loving Princess

The Bum Loving Princess wanted a little monkey that they liked to demolish. It should be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Princess desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Princess always carried a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was sublime. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Princess searched for a mug that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Princess desperately craved for a magic 8 ball to share. It might be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Bum Loving Princess always carried a block of cheese to sleep with. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.