A Dodgy Princess

A Dodgy Princess wanted a bottle of wine to worship. It is a curious action, to some, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Princess desperately craved for a CD player to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Princess desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Princess always carried a mug that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Dodgy Princess desperately looked for a block of cheese to embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Princess desired a ball that they would drop. It would have been an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.