Their Horny Princess

Their Horny Princess needed a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Horny Princess owned a set square that they would sometimes drop. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A set square was the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Princess desperately needed a condom that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a condom is the thing to choose.

Their Horny Princess desired a helmet to hug. It might be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Princess, who thought it was awesome. A helmet being the chosen thing.

Their Horny Princess carried a little monkey to embrace. This could be considered a peculiar action, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Their Horny Princess craved for a toilet brush that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.