Their Curious Princess

Their Curious Princess needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Their Curious Princess desperately needed a wig that they liked to put up their bum. It was a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

Their Curious Princess desperately looked for a tomato that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.

Their Curious Princess had a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to choose.

Their Curious Princess always kept a set square that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Their Curious Princess owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.