The Confused Princess

The Confused Princess desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Princess desperately craved for a cheese grater to put up their bum. It was a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Confused Princess desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate It was a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Princess carried a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. It was a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Princess desperately searched for a can of Tango to sleep with. It should have been a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Confused Princess desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes demolish. This seems an extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it