Crazy Princess

Crazy Princess always carried a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a wig being the thing selected.

Crazy Princess desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A sword is the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Princess desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Crazy Princess always kept a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Crazy Princess wanted a porno magazine that they would drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Princess always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.