His Scary Princess

His Scary Princess searched for a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

His Scary Princess often carried a bottle of beer that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Scary Princess desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater of all things.

His Scary Princess had a pen to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Scary Princess searched for a piece of paper that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

His Scary Princess desperately needed a teapot that they liked to embrace. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.