The Cute Princess

The Cute Princess always had with them a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Cute Princess always kept a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt it was miraculous. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Princess always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Princess found a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Cute Princess looked for a set of lego that they would experiment on. It is an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Princess owned a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A vibrator being the item selected.