The Foolish Princess

The Foolish Princess searched for a spade that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be exciting. Strangely, a spade was the chosen thing.

The Foolish Princess wanted a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Princess desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Princess desired a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. It was an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Foolish Princess wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Foolish Princess always carried a set square that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a set square is the thing to select.