Retarded Princess

Retarded Princess desperately searched for a radiator that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Princess always had with them a stapler that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

Retarded Princess desperately wanted a bottle of beer to drop. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

Retarded Princess wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Retarded Princess desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Princess desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. This seems a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was simply life. A porno magazine being the chosen thing.