His Red Princess

His Red Princess had a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a tomato being the item selected.

His Red Princess carried a pint of beer that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

His Red Princess always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

His Red Princess often carried a dildo that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Red Princess had a hat that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

His Red Princess always kept a bag of poop that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it