The Red Princess

The Red Princess desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

The Red Princess desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Princess always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.

The Red Princess searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Red Princess had a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Red Princess desperately looked for a teapot that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.