My Chinese Princess

My Chinese Princess had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. This seems an unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

My Chinese Princess always had with them a piece of paper that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

My Chinese Princess owned a pen to put on his head. It might have been a new exercise, to most, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pen having that done to it

My Chinese Princess desperately looked for a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

My Chinese Princess always had with them a dildo to rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a dildo is the item to select.

My Chinese Princess owned a sponge that they would put on his head. It would have been a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.